— Total lack of meaning or ideas.
She had achieved fame with her many ideas that she wanted to inflict upon the population, but the sheer inanity of those ideas would not only bankrupt the nation, but ironically would also do nothing to to right her perceived cultural injustices.
— Spreading out in different directions.
By the time Mrs. Muller finished marking up Bobby’s report, it looked like her pen exploded on the page with straggly red marks and notations strewn about randomly over his directionless scrawl.
— Open to doubt or suspicion.
Still pissed about the one that got away after all these years, Ahab’s story grew more dubitable with each visit to the pub, morphing to the point he even talked of his own death. “Mead wench, another flagon and sit down so I can tell you about the white scourge!”
— So thin as to transmit light.
The paper worn so thin with multiple erasures and rewrites, Trevor’s book report gave off a vaporous glow. The teacher suggested he use a word processor for the next one.
— Mix together different elements.
Brian Williams Lying His Ass Off Crossing The Delaware
Brian Williams Lying His Ass Off At The Malta Conference
Brian Williams Lying His Ass Off On High Steel
Brian Williams Lying His Ass Off In Korea
Brian Williams Lying His Ass Off With Che Guevera
Brian Williams Lying His Ass Off With Walter Cronkite
“I don’t know what screwed up in my mind that caused me to conflate one aircraft with another.”
— Brian Williams’ lie to explain a lie about stolen valor when caught lying his ass off about coming under fire during a military operation. Thankfully, the soldiers who actually did come under fire didn’t “misremember.”
— Injustice by virtue of not conforming with rules or standards.
Her egalitarian bent compels her to proclaim that all should have the same, but her dim view of the individualists bolsters her need for control. And it’s that control that fuels the inequity and destabilizes her position.
— Concise and full of meaning.
Joe’s sententious words and smooth delivery lull his audience into a mindful solace. Whoops, that was Joseph. “Joe” is a boastful imbecile who can barely utter a coherent sentence even when reading from a teleprompter.
— A petty misdeed.
Conrad’s fondness for obsolete terminology made him legend in the English Lit department, but his stealthy peccadilloes at the lunchroom refrigerator always brought him back into the rabble class.
— Adroitness in using the hands.
Bob’s confident air and masterful sleight made him a legend at the ATM.
— Characterized by a hatred or mistrustful scorn for humankind.
Kill me now.
After years of boiling in a big plastic peanut costume playing the affable legume for corporate degenerates and whiny little kids, Karen had slowly devolved into a misanthropic ne’er do well.